Ooouch!!!! Oouch and more ouch!!
I might be the biggest dumb-ass on the planet right now. I just finished eating my perfectly portioned PCP dinner and decided to make some tea.
Ah, tea.
After my water boiled, I noticed just how gross my stove has gotten over the past 2 days. SO... being the OCD person that I am, I HAD to clean it right away. AND... because I am such a genius, I start to pick up all the burners off the stove with my bare hands.
UM... and you guessed it.
I just burned the sh*t out of my thumb, pointer and middle finger. It actually hurts so bad that I am typing with only one hand. Thank you baby Jesus, that it was my left and not my right. But, damn it hurts just the same.
Yup, genius. I know.